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All-Decade: Playoff Shockers
They don’t call him Mr. Seven Seed for nothing. No 10 – #7 Rich Calderon over #1 David Hightower, 1,067-965 (Quarters, 2007) After 14...
Rob Murray
Mar 20, 20096 min read
2009 “Way To Early” Mock Draft & Keepers
MOCK DRAFT – ROUND ONE #2 ROB M – Marion Barber, RB (DAL) – LT will scare Rob off. Next year, look for the Cowboys to split Barber and...
Rob Murray
Mar 19, 20095 min read
All-Decade: Keepers
No 9 – Brandon Jacobs, RB (NYG) Bob Castrone, 2006-2008 Bob landed Jacobs in a trade with Colby early on in 2006. He was never great...
Rob Murray
Mar 19, 20094 min read
All-Decade: Games
10. Don Vozzola over Robio Murray, 1,617-844 – 2006 Finals By the time the 2006 playoffs rolled around, upsets were becoming a common...
Rob Murray
Mar 18, 20098 min read
All-Decade: Best Draft Picks
#20 – Eric Vozzola picks Kellen Winslow, TE – CLE (13th Round, 2006) Early on in Robioland, tight ends weren’t looked at as...
Rob Murray
Mar 17, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Draft Day Flops
No, Burrier was not the league's worst draft pick, but he certainly was involved with it. Today, we have the top-20 worst draft day...
Rob Murray
Mar 16, 200912 min read
All-Decade: Best Teams To Not Win a Title
2. Robio Murray, 2008 RECORD: 7-6-0 POINTS: 1,464 (1st) SEED: #5 PLAYOFFS: Lost to Don in the Finals, 1,216-1,041 THOUGHTS: Ugh, do...
Rob Murray
Mar 15, 20094 min read
2009 Season Rewind
Week One Quarter Pounders 1194 at Cane Mutiny 1012 Vick in a Box 1608 at Mollipop 876 The Griffters 1657 at The Swamp 815 That Fishy...
Rob Murray
Feb 28, 200971 min read
2009 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? It’s time to figure...
Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20094 min read
2008 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Greasy Onion Booty 1534 at The Griffters 1163 The Swamp 921 at Robot Sex 1324 Gator Nation 1207 at Quarter Pounders 1233 John...
Rob Murray
Jan 10, 200959 min read
2008 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2 GRIFF – Steven Jackson (RB STL) – Position Rank: #20 He had a moment of brilliance. That’s it, one moment. Jackson couldn’t...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200828 min read
2008’s All-Robio, All-Bust and Best/Worst Draft Picks
MVP – Drew Brees (Rich C): *He led the league in total points, which the top quarterback usually does, but since no running back...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20087 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20080 min read
2008 Keeper Rankings
Oh hindsight, how we love you. Last year 32 players were kept, out of a possible 36 players that can be kept. However, this may be the...
Rob Murray
Dec 9, 20085 min read
2008 Season
For the second time in three seasons, the senior Vozzola has Scoring Champ: Robio Murrayrisen from the #7 seed to win it all. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20085 min read
2008 Murray/Calderon Mid-Season Report
As for the mid-season report, like last year, I placed all the teams into categories, but within those categories, the teams are not...
Rob Murray
Oct 18, 200834 min read
2008 Rob Masterson Predictions
QUARTER POUNDERS (HALL/GREENBLATT) You can’t argue about their solid #1-2 punch at RB. It’s the best in the league. Housh is definitely...
Rob Murray
Aug 25, 20085 min read
2008 Post-Draft Mock Draft
As we all know, I decided not to release a mock draft. However, it doesn’t mean I still didn’t do one. In fact, I did a half dozen of...
Rob Murray
Aug 25, 20086 min read
2008 Colby Predictions
Following are some thoughts and analysis on the upcoming Robioland season. First, some explanations of the numbers: * Even though the...
Rob Murray
Aug 24, 200810 min read
2008 Keeper Rankings
It’s time for the Robioland Keeper rankings. It was pretty predictable. I was wrong about only two. I thought Dave would keep Maroney and...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20085 min read
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