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First Rounds Picks, Not What You Always Want It To Be
Thanks to a season-ending injury…Arian Foster has turned into a fail of a first-round pick. First-round picks…they don’t need to be...
Rob Murray
Nov 11, 201311 min read
2013 Preseason All-Robio Predictions
Note to league members, of the eight players I predicted to be first-team All-Robio in 2012, only one actually finished the season as a...
Rob Murray
Aug 29, 20133 min read
2013 Preseason Rankings
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? NOW…it’s official. The draft, that was the appetizer. The season doesn’t...
Rob Murray
Aug 28, 201338 min read
First-Round History
Did you know that Randy Moss was the first player ever taken in Robioland Football? The first-round doesn’t decide a championship, but it...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20139 min read
2012 Keepers Redos
One has to wonder if Don’s playoff streak would have continued if he would have kept Matt Ryan in the fourth round last year. The 2013...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20137 min read
2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
2013 Keeper Options
Here are your 2013 keeper options for each team. ROB M CATEGORY ONECONTRACTROUND Johnson, Chris(RB) TEN B1 Martin, Doug(RB) TB A2 ...
Rob Murray
Jun 30, 20133 min read
2012 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Ray Rice, RB-BAL | Position Rank: #4 | 2,548 points Finally, Eric gets a first-round pick right. The ghost of Chris...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 201335 min read
Game of the Century
ROBIO OVER ERIC, 1,973 – 1,871 | CHAMPIONSHIP GAME Heading into the 2012 title game, one thing was clear…Eric (Tebow’s Before Hoes) was...
Rob Murray
Jan 7, 20134 min read
Ranked Seasons, 2012
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 164 of them. I’ve tweaked the math this year (you can see how I figure all this at the very...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20128 min read
2012 TITLE GAME – THE PREDICTION
It’s cousin vs. cousin the 13th title game in Robioland history. While the top two teams (Griff and Calderon) failed to escape the...
Rob Murray
Dec 20, 20127 min read
2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
2012 Post-Draft Mock Draft
If you’re reading this now, this means the draft is over. While I love doing actual mock drafts, I don’t like giving away my secrets, as...
Rob Murray
Aug 19, 201210 min read
2012 Keeper Rankings
Not too many surprises in the 2012 keepers. It’s a quarterback heavy keeper class, as five signal-callers are being kept, four of which...
Rob Murray
Aug 12, 20129 min read
Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
Would my son be more proud of me if we lived in an alternative universe? Don’t count on it. During that tender moment after masturbating...
Rob Murray
Jul 27, 201214 min read
2003 & Beyond
Calderon always accuses me giving not enough love to his teams…so why should anything change now? Folks, Masterson and Burrier love to...
Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20129 min read
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