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2009 Season Rewind
Week One Quarter Pounders 1194 at Cane Mutiny 1012 Vick in a Box 1608 at Mollipop 876 The Griffters 1657 at The Swamp 815 That Fishy...
Rob Murray
Feb 28, 200971 min read
2009 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? It’s time to figure...
Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20094 min read
2008 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Greasy Onion Booty 1534 at The Griffters 1163 The Swamp 921 at Robot Sex 1324 Gator Nation 1207 at Quarter Pounders 1233 John...
Rob Murray
Jan 10, 200959 min read
2008 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2 GRIFF – Steven Jackson (RB STL) – Position Rank: #20 He had a moment of brilliance. That’s it, one moment. Jackson couldn’t...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200828 min read
2008’s All-Robio, All-Bust and Best/Worst Draft Picks
MVP – Drew Brees (Rich C): *He led the league in total points, which the top quarterback usually does, but since no running back...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20087 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20080 min read
2008 Keeper Rankings
Oh hindsight, how we love you. Last year 32 players were kept, out of a possible 36 players that can be kept. However, this may be the...
Rob Murray
Dec 9, 20085 min read
2008 Playoff Predictions, By Masterson
Adam Jones (aka Rob (sweet 16) Murray) has the best team in the league. Repeat after me: Rob Murray has the best team in the league....
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20086 min read
2008 Season
For the second time in three seasons, the senior Vozzola has Scoring Champ: Robio Murrayrisen from the #7 seed to win it all. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20085 min read
2008 Murray/Calderon Mid-Season Report
As for the mid-season report, like last year, I placed all the teams into categories, but within those categories, the teams are not...
Rob Murray
Oct 18, 200834 min read
2008 Rob Masterson Predictions
QUARTER POUNDERS (HALL/GREENBLATT) You can’t argue about their solid #1-2 punch at RB. It’s the best in the league. Housh is definitely...
Rob Murray
Aug 25, 20085 min read
2008 Post-Draft Mock Draft
As we all know, I decided not to release a mock draft. However, it doesn’t mean I still didn’t do one. In fact, I did a half dozen of...
Rob Murray
Aug 25, 20086 min read
2008 Colby Predictions
Following are some thoughts and analysis on the upcoming Robioland season. First, some explanations of the numbers: * Even though the...
Rob Murray
Aug 24, 200810 min read
2008 Keeper Rankings
It’s time for the Robioland Keeper rankings. It was pretty predictable. I was wrong about only two. I thought Dave would keep Maroney and...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20085 min read
2008 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? Which league owner...
Rob Murray
Jan 10, 20084 min read
2007 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Backstreet Boyz 1457 at The Wide Stance 1040 The Caucasians 1207 at Big Shirtless Rob 1048 Yankee Killaz 1192 at Nasty Boyz...
Rob Murray
Jan 9, 200865 min read
2007 Keepers Ranking
The season is over and it’s time to see who ended the season with the best and worst keepers. 1. Matt – Randy Moss, 1st Round He had the...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20074 min read
2007 By the Numbers
Records are meant to be broken…or at least tied. In 2007, many, many, many people got their name put in the Robioland fantasy book. Below...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20073 min read
2007 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2 ERIC – Shaun Alexander (RB SEA) Thanks to Alexander (and this season), no team will ever sign a veteran running back to a...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200729 min read
2007 Season
The man who once try to take an elite wide receiver (T. Holt) Scoring Champ: Don Vozzolain round 12, actually won the title. Wow. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20075 min read
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