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2014 Season Ranked
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 188 of them. If you finished among the top-47, congratulations, you either won a championship...
Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20157 min read
Bob Castrone | Four-Time Champion
If there was a fantasy football George Clooney it would easily be Bob. Nothing goes wrong for this guy, even when he tries (like swapping...
Rob Murray
Dec 23, 20145 min read
Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20144 min read
2,000’s All Around
Heading into week 12, Bob was sitting on top of the world. He was first in points and first in the standings. Yet, like a typical...
Rob Murray
Nov 30, 20144 min read
Mid-Season Report: Best Free Agent Pick Ups
Since the 2001 season, 208 players have played in a Robioland title game. 35% of those players (74 in total) were free agent pick ups. No...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20143 min read
Mid-Season Report: Best Picks By Round
The draft…does it really mean much? Who knows. My name appears three times on this list, which goes to show that the draft might be...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20144 min read
2014 Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
It’s sort of the halfway point in the season and it’s time to look back at what we’ve seen. Let’s start off with something simple, the...
Rob Murray
Oct 23, 20144 min read
Worst Starts in League History
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 12, 20146 min read
How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
Rob Murray
Aug 4, 201410 min read
The Name of the Game is Trades
Colby enjoys trading more than winning…and sliding. Performing a trade does not guarantee a championship. In fact, only seven of the...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20142 min read
Greatest Team to Never Win a Title
For years, Rich Calderon hung the “greatest team to never win a title” label proudly around his neck, but no more. Sadly, it’s time to...
Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20143 min read
Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
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