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2013 All-Robio Awards
Peyton Manning earns his first MVP award in Robioland after producing the second most points ever. Like the NFL, we award our All-Robio...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 20136 min read
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2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
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History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
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Bob: Never Afraid To Catch A Break
BOB CASTRONE Before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. Bob is good. Bob is better than good. In fact, you can call him...
Rob Murray
Aug 13, 20124 min read
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Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
Would my son be more proud of me if we lived in an alternative universe? Don’t count on it. During that tender moment after masturbating...
Rob Murray
Jul 27, 201214 min read
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Champions: List of Players
Terrell Owens is the only three-time champion player. Here is a near-complete list of all the players that have won championships in this...
Rob Murray
Jun 20, 20122 min read
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The Dynasty
Bob earns a third championship, becoming the league’s greatest team Let’s face facts, Bob Castrone probably deserves multiple historical...
Rob Murray
Feb 24, 20123 min read
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The Greatest Weekend
Steven Jackson was the man! No player had a bigger impact on the greatest weekend of Robioland Football. Bob, Rob M, Rich B, Matt, Colby,...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 20129 min read
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Bob: Three-Time Champ
Thanks to his most impressive finals game to date, Bob has taken down Burrier, 1,590-1,283. Mr. Castrone becomes the league’s first...
Rob Murray
Dec 25, 20111 min read
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2011 Playoffs: Thoughts & Predictions
Will Masterson overcome all those awful years with a football championship or did I just jinx him? Let’s look at the 2011 playoffs in a...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201110 min read
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First Ain’t Always Best: Wide Receivers
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 20118 min read
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2010 Champion: Bob Castrone, Part II
This championship is the punctuation on an amazing five-year run in Robioland for Mr. Castrone. You could even argue it is the greatest...
Rob Murray
Dec 27, 20101 min read
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2010 Playoff Predictions
Today I begin my post-season predictions. I’m giving you one game at a time. Later in the week I’ll be discussing the teams that missed...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201011 min read
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2009 Playoff Predictions
Cheers Bob, you're the favorite according to the league. A very special playoff predictions. It’s a league wide-prediction. That’s right,...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 200913 min read
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All-Decade: Best Single Seasons
Yep, here is the best of the best. The top-10 best seasons of the first decade of the greatest fantasy football league in existence....
Rob Murray
Mar 23, 20097 min read
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All-Decade: Worst Single Seasons
There have been some bad teams and there have been some awful teams. This list is where you find the awful teams. However, just because...
Rob Murray
Mar 22, 20095 min read
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All-Decade: Keepers
No 9 – Brandon Jacobs, RB (NYG) Bob Castrone, 2006-2008 Bob landed Jacobs in a trade with Colby early on in 2006. He was never great...
Rob Murray
Mar 19, 20094 min read
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All-Decade: Games
10. Don Vozzola over Robio Murray, 1,617-844 – 2006 Finals By the time the 2006 playoffs rolled around, upsets were becoming a common...
Rob Murray
Mar 18, 20098 min read
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20080 min read
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2008 Playoff Predictions, By Masterson
Adam Jones (aka Rob (sweet 16) Murray) has the best team in the league. Repeat after me: Rob Murray has the best team in the league....
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20086 min read
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