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Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
2014 Keeper Options
Keepers win championships. Actually, that’s not true. Just asked 2006 Griff. However, a couple good ones doesn’t hurt. Here are every...
Rob Murray
May 16, 20144 min read
2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
May 16, 201424 min read
2013 Records: The Year of the Opponent
With the season over, it’s time to look back and see who joined the record book in 2013. Obviously, all records can be found on the...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 20134 min read
2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
Dec 13, 201324 min read
2013 All-Robio Awards
Peyton Manning earns his first MVP award in Robioland after producing the second most points ever. Like the NFL, we award our All-Robio...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 20136 min read
First Rounds Picks, Not What You Always Want It To Be
Thanks to a season-ending injury…Arian Foster has turned into a fail of a first-round pick. First-round picks…they don’t need to be...
Rob Murray
Nov 11, 201311 min read
2013 Preseason All-Robio Predictions
Note to league members, of the eight players I predicted to be first-team All-Robio in 2012, only one actually finished the season as a...
Rob Murray
Aug 29, 20133 min read
2013 Preseason Rankings
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? NOW…it’s official. The draft, that was the appetizer. The season doesn’t...
Rob Murray
Aug 28, 201338 min read
First-Round History
Did you know that Randy Moss was the first player ever taken in Robioland Football? The first-round doesn’t decide a championship, but it...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20139 min read
2012 Keepers Redos
One has to wonder if Don’s playoff streak would have continued if he would have kept Matt Ryan in the fourth round last year. The 2013...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20137 min read
2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
2013 Keeper Options
Here are your 2013 keeper options for each team. ROB M CATEGORY ONECONTRACTROUND Johnson, Chris(RB) TEN B1 Martin, Doug(RB) TB A2 ...
Rob Murray
Jun 30, 20133 min read
2012 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Ray Rice, RB-BAL | Position Rank: #4 | 2,548 points Finally, Eric gets a first-round pick right. The ghost of Chris...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 201335 min read
Ranked Seasons, 2012
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 164 of them. I’ve tweaked the math this year (you can see how I figure all this at the very...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20128 min read
History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
2012 Post-Draft Mock Draft
If you’re reading this now, this means the draft is over. While I love doing actual mock drafts, I don’t like giving away my secrets, as...
Rob Murray
Aug 19, 201210 min read
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