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First Ain’t Always Best: Running Backs
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 201110 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20100 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Bob, finally earns that second mug. Cheers. WEEK ONE Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffter’s 1732 ...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 2010102 min read
2010 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. RICH B – Drew Brees (QB NO) – Position Rank: #6 After finishing first-team ‘All-Robio’ the previous two years, Brees’...
Rob Murray
Dec 15, 201047 min read
2010 Playoff Predictions
Today I begin my post-season predictions. I’m giving you one game at a time. Later in the week I’ll be discussing the teams that missed...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201011 min read
2010 Mid-Season Report
Of course the mid-season report wouldn’t be complete with two-time Robioland Champ, Matt Neatock’s opinion. Before we get started, let’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 11, 201042 min read
2010 Mock Keepers
Here are my predictions for the 2010 keepers for your team and everyone else’s. BOB CASTRONE Can the former Buckeye recover from a rough...
Rob Murray
Jun 11, 20109 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Not Finished. Still Working On It. Week One Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffters 1732 Vick in...
Rob Murray
Jan 28, 2010105 min read
2009 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. ROB M – L. Tomlinson (RB SD) – Position Rank: #30 It’s official…LT’s rein of terror is over. He sat on Rob’s bench for most...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 200928 min read
2009 Playoff Predictions
Cheers Bob, you're the favorite according to the league. A very special playoff predictions. It’s a league wide-prediction. That’s right,...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 200913 min read
2009 Season
Yep, the league was Neatock’d…again. League Champion: Matt Neatock League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Matt Neatock Scoring...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20095 min read
2009 Mid-Season Report
Like the past two seasons, we also have a little surprise for you. Previously the Rich’s (both Burrier and Calderon) did write ups on top...
Rob Murray
Oct 10, 200931 min read
2009 Post-Mock Write-Up
MATT NEATOCK STARTERS QB – Aaron Rogers (GB) RB – Adrian Peterson (MIN) RB – Brian Westbrook (PHI) WR – Tj Houshmandzadeh (SEA) WR –...
Rob Murray
Jun 10, 200914 min read
2009 Complete Mock Draft
2009 Complete, Full Rounds 1-15 F-ing Mock Draft. Seriously, all 15 rounds. ROUND ONE ROUND TWO 13. DON – Ronnie Brown (RB MIA) And just...
Rob Murray
Jun 9, 200919 min read
2009 May Mock Keepers
So I went out of my way to devise the perfect keeper system, trying desperately to not do the usual; three guys drafted after the 10th...
Rob Murray
May 9, 200911 min read
All-Decade: Team Rankings
Is there any doubt who will be on the top of this list? In reality, it isn’t easy ranking the teams. What’s important? Wins, points,...
Rob Murray
Mar 23, 200911 min read
All-Decade: Worst Single Seasons
There have been some bad teams and there have been some awful teams. This list is where you find the awful teams. However, just because...
Rob Murray
Mar 21, 20095 min read
All-Decade: Players
Below you will find the player and the team they finished the season with (and how that team got the player). Sadly, individual records...
Rob Murray
Mar 20, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Playoff Shockers
They don’t call him Mr. Seven Seed for nothing. No 10 – #7 Rich Calderon over #1 David Hightower, 1,067-965 (Quarters, 2007) After 14...
Rob Murray
Mar 20, 20096 min read
2009 “Way To Early” Mock Draft & Keepers
MOCK DRAFT – ROUND ONE #2 ROB M – Marion Barber, RB (DAL) – LT will scare Rob off. Next year, look for the Cowboys to split Barber and...
Rob Murray
Mar 19, 20095 min read
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