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2011 All-Robio Awards
Before we get started, I just want to point out that this will be the first time in league history that I didn’t produce a first or...
Rob Murray
Dec 5, 20115 min read
2011 Mid-Season All-Dud Team
First-Team Dud QB – Sam Bradford (Matt) While no one was predicting him to be an elite quarterback along side Brees, Rodgers and Brady,...
Rob Murray
Oct 16, 20114 min read
Keepers, The Ones You Regret
The other day, Calderon was getting sick and tired of all the props I’ve been giving Matt for keeping McCoy over Vick. Of course this...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20119 min read
Superman, Where You At?
Here is everyone’s kryptonite. ROBIO’S KRYPTONITE IS BOB I’ve gone 5-10 against Bob. He’s taken six of the last eight, including last...
Rob Murray
Sep 21, 20113 min read
First Ain’t Always Best: Running Backs
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 201110 min read
First Ain’t Always Best: Wide Receivers
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 20118 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20100 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Bob, finally earns that second mug. Cheers. WEEK ONE Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffter’s 1732 ...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 2010102 min read
2010 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. RICH B – Drew Brees (QB NO) – Position Rank: #6 After finishing first-team ‘All-Robio’ the previous two years, Brees’...
Rob Murray
Dec 15, 201047 min read
2010 Playoff Predictions
Today I begin my post-season predictions. I’m giving you one game at a time. Later in the week I’ll be discussing the teams that missed...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201011 min read
2010 Mid-Season Report
Of course the mid-season report wouldn’t be complete with two-time Robioland Champ, Matt Neatock’s opinion. Before we get started, let’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 11, 201042 min read
2010 Mock Keepers
Here are my predictions for the 2010 keepers for your team and everyone else’s. BOB CASTRONE Can the former Buckeye recover from a rough...
Rob Murray
Jun 11, 20109 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Not Finished. Still Working On It. Week One Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffters 1732 Vick in...
Rob Murray
Jan 28, 2010105 min read
2009 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. ROB M – L. Tomlinson (RB SD) – Position Rank: #30 It’s official…LT’s rein of terror is over. He sat on Rob’s bench for most...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 200928 min read
2009 Champion: Neatock Again
Your 2009 Champion is Matt Neatock. Of course this comes as a shock to not a single person in this league. It became official at 10:26...
Rob Murray
Dec 28, 20093 min read
2009 Playoff Predictions
Cheers Bob, you're the favorite according to the league. A very special playoff predictions. It’s a league wide-prediction. That’s right,...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 200913 min read
2009 Season
Yep, the league was Neatock’d…again. League Champion: Matt Neatock League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Matt Neatock Scoring...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20095 min read
2009 Mid-Season Report
Like the past two seasons, we also have a little surprise for you. Previously the Rich’s (both Burrier and Calderon) did write ups on top...
Rob Murray
Oct 10, 200931 min read
2009 Post-Mock Write-Up
MATT NEATOCK STARTERS QB – Aaron Rogers (GB) RB – Adrian Peterson (MIN) RB – Brian Westbrook (PHI) WR – Tj Houshmandzadeh (SEA) WR –...
Rob Murray
Jun 10, 200914 min read
2009 Complete Mock Draft
2009 Complete, Full Rounds 1-15 F-ing Mock Draft. Seriously, all 15 rounds. ROUND ONE ROUND TWO 13. DON – Ronnie Brown (RB MIA) And just...
Rob Murray
Jun 9, 200919 min read
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