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2011 All-Robio Awards
Before we get started, I just want to point out that this will be the first time in league history that I didn’t produce a first or...
Rob Murray
Dec 5, 20115 min read
2011 Mid-Season All-Dud Team
First-Team Dud QB – Sam Bradford (Matt) While no one was predicting him to be an elite quarterback along side Brees, Rodgers and Brady,...
Rob Murray
Oct 16, 20114 min read
Keepers, The Ones You Regret
The other day, Calderon was getting sick and tired of all the props I’ve been giving Matt for keeping McCoy over Vick. Of course this...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20119 min read
Superman, Where You At?
Here is everyone’s kryptonite. ROBIO’S KRYPTONITE IS BOB I’ve gone 5-10 against Bob. He’s taken six of the last eight, including last...
Rob Murray
Sep 21, 20113 min read
First Ain’t Always Best: Wide Receivers
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 20118 min read
The Forgettable Four
Eric, Molly, Jeff and Masterson hit rock bottom together, 2010 While someone always has to win a championship every year, another team...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20112 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20100 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Bob, finally earns that second mug. Cheers. WEEK ONE Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffter’s 1732 ...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 2010102 min read
2010 Mid-Season Report
Of course the mid-season report wouldn’t be complete with two-time Robioland Champ, Matt Neatock’s opinion. Before we get started, let’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 11, 201042 min read
2010 Mock Keepers
Here are my predictions for the 2010 keepers for your team and everyone else’s. BOB CASTRONE Can the former Buckeye recover from a rough...
Rob Murray
Jun 11, 20109 min read
2010 Season Rewind
Not Finished. Still Working On It. Week One Big Johnsons 1457 at Quarter Pounders 1280 God’s Cock 1226 at The Griffters 1732 Vick in...
Rob Murray
Jan 28, 2010105 min read
2009 Season
Yep, the league was Neatock’d…again. League Champion: Matt Neatock League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Matt Neatock Scoring...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20095 min read
2009 Mid-Season Report
Like the past two seasons, we also have a little surprise for you. Previously the Rich’s (both Burrier and Calderon) did write ups on top...
Rob Murray
Oct 10, 200931 min read
2009 Post-Mock Write-Up
MATT NEATOCK STARTERS QB – Aaron Rogers (GB) RB – Adrian Peterson (MIN) RB – Brian Westbrook (PHI) WR – Tj Houshmandzadeh (SEA) WR –...
Rob Murray
Jun 10, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Team Rankings
Is there any doubt who will be on the top of this list? In reality, it isn’t easy ranking the teams. What’s important? Wins, points,...
Rob Murray
Mar 23, 200911 min read
All-Decade: Players
Below you will find the player and the team they finished the season with (and how that team got the player). Sadly, individual records...
Rob Murray
Mar 20, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Playoff Shockers
They don’t call him Mr. Seven Seed for nothing. No 10 – #7 Rich Calderon over #1 David Hightower, 1,067-965 (Quarters, 2007) After 14...
Rob Murray
Mar 20, 20096 min read
All-Decade: Games
10. Don Vozzola over Robio Murray, 1,617-844 – 2006 Finals By the time the 2006 playoffs rolled around, upsets were becoming a common...
Rob Murray
Mar 18, 20098 min read
All-Decade: Best Draft Picks
#20 – Eric Vozzola picks Kellen Winslow, TE – CLE (13th Round, 2006) Early on in Robioland, tight ends weren’t looked at as...
Rob Murray
Mar 17, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Draft Day Flops
No, Burrier was not the league's worst draft pick, but he certainly was involved with it. Today, we have the top-20 worst draft day...
Rob Murray
Mar 16, 200912 min read
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