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All-Decade: Best Teams To Not Win a Title
2. Robio Murray, 2008 RECORD: 7-6-0 POINTS: 1,464 (1st) SEED: #5 PLAYOFFS: Lost to Don in the Finals, 1,216-1,041 THOUGHTS: Ugh, do...
Rob Murray
Mar 15, 20094 min read
The Pointless
Molly’s opponents fail to hit 1,000 in eight-straight games, 2008 After a decade of Robioland football, nobody had a higher winning...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20092 min read
2009 Season Rewind
Week One Quarter Pounders 1194 at Cane Mutiny 1012 Vick in a Box 1608 at Mollipop 876 The Griffters 1657 at The Swamp 815 That Fishy...
Rob Murray
Feb 28, 200971 min read
2009 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? It’s time to figure...
Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20094 min read
2008’s All-Robio, All-Bust and Best/Worst Draft Picks
MVP – Drew Brees (Rich C): *He led the league in total points, which the top quarterback usually does, but since no running back...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20087 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20080 min read
2008 Playoff Predictions, By Masterson
Adam Jones (aka Rob (sweet 16) Murray) has the best team in the league. Repeat after me: Rob Murray has the best team in the league....
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20086 min read
2008 Season
For the second time in three seasons, the senior Vozzola has Scoring Champ: Robio Murrayrisen from the #7 seed to win it all. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20085 min read
2008 Murray/Calderon Mid-Season Report
As for the mid-season report, like last year, I placed all the teams into categories, but within those categories, the teams are not...
Rob Murray
Oct 18, 200834 min read
2008 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? Which league owner...
Rob Murray
Jan 10, 20084 min read
2007 Keepers Ranking
The season is over and it’s time to see who ended the season with the best and worst keepers. 1. Matt – Randy Moss, 1st Round He had the...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20074 min read
2007 By the Numbers
Records are meant to be broken…or at least tied. In 2007, many, many, many people got their name put in the Robioland fantasy book. Below...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20073 min read
2007 Playoff Predictions
For the playoffs, Burrier decides to shake it up a bit by throwing in Tarvaris Jackson and DeAngelo Williams; two guys who have yet to...
Rob Murray
Dec 8, 20074 min read
2007 Season
The man who once try to take an elite wide receiver (T. Holt) Scoring Champ: Don Vozzolain round 12, actually won the title. Wow. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20075 min read
2007 Mid-Season Report
Eric, who always looks like he's posing for a gay porn shoot, has come out of nowhere to be the favorite in 2007. Before we get started,...
Rob Murray
Oct 18, 200725 min read
August, 2007 – Final Mock Draft
We did a May Mock draft. We did a July Mock draft. Now that the keepers are in, it’s time to do one FINAL mock draft before next...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 200711 min read
2007 May Mock Draft
CBS Sportsline recently did a mock draft. So I wanted to see where some of those players are going to end up in our league. At this point...
Rob Murray
May 10, 200713 min read
Four-Year Team Rankings
For four straight years, this league has been blessed by the same four players. Some may even say that the league really didn’t begin...
Rob Murray
Feb 18, 20076 min read
2006 Playoff Predictions
#1 MOLLY POP (10-3, Division Winner, 2nd Seed) WHY SHE WILL WIN? When the only flaw on her team is the tight end, then she’s going to be...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20064 min read
2006 Season
Scoring Champ: Molly CoomerTopless and a Champion…double threat. League Champion: Don Vozzola League Runner-Up: Robio Murray Top Seed:...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20065 min read
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