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2015 Record Book Updates
As we continue to play more and more seasons of Robioland Football, it’s become harder to break records, but plenty of people added their...
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 20165 min read
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2015 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE GRIFF – Adrian Peterson RB MIN | Position Rank: #2 He’s back!! It’s like he was never gone. Sure the Vikings pass offense...
Rob Murray
Jan 6, 201649 min read
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2015 Award Season
Sadly, Bob Castrone’s film “Flock of Dudes” was not nominated for a Golden Globe, but what the fuck do foreigners know? Right? If Bob...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20153 min read
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2015 Robioland Playoff Predictions
Let’s get this shit on! It’s time for the 2014 playoffs to begin. I know, I know, everyone handed the title to Bob a long time ago. I get...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201521 min read
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2015 Mid-Season | All-Robio Team
We play 13 games, so there is no real halfway point, so I go with week seven as our midway point. Here are the All-Robio players…so far....
Rob Murray
Oct 26, 20155 min read
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Worst Starts in League History | 2015 Update
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20157 min read
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Best Starts In League History | 2015 Update
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20155 min read
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2015 Top Free Agent Grabs | Through Week 6
A good grab can change a team’s season from bad to good. I count 15 good-to-great free agent pick ups so far this season. These are...
Rob Murray
Oct 15, 20155 min read
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2015 Keepers | Who’s In, Who Got Left Out
Keepers are in. 26 players ready to lead their teams to a championship team. CATEGORY ONE KEEPERS | RANKED When it comes to naming my top...
Rob Murray
Aug 22, 201511 min read
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Results By Draft Picks
I’ve said for a long time that having the top pick in the draft is the surest way to guarantee success. With the exception of Eric in...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20157 min read
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Worst First-Round Picks | Last Ten Years
While he’s not at the top of this list, I would have him #1 if I made this ranking subjective. Sorry, Molly. Okay folks, I’ve done plenty...
Rob Murray
Aug 3, 201523 min read
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2015 KEEPER OPTIONS
Here are the Robioland Football 2015 keeper options. If a player is “back in the pool” that means he’s been kept for three years and is a...
Rob Murray
Jul 26, 20157 min read
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2014 Keeper Grades
Andrew Luck and his beard were the top keeper in 2014. We are 25 days away from keepers being due. I know, right around the corner....
Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20156 min read
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2014 Rewind
WEEK ONE Charles Bronson at My Ball Zach Ertz, 1079 – 1286 The Dick-Taters at Popular Internet Meme, 1697 – 1232 Two at Mollipop, 957 –...
Rob Murray
Jan 27, 201573 min read
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Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
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2014 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. Rich B – Matt Forte RB CHI | Pos Rank: #3 | 3426 points When you only have one pick among the top 22, one can’t afford to...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201440 min read
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2,000’s All Around
Heading into week 12, Bob was sitting on top of the world. He was first in points and first in the standings. Yet, like a typical...
Rob Murray
Nov 30, 20144 min read
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Mid-Season Report: Best Free Agent Pick Ups
Since the 2001 season, 208 players have played in a Robioland title game. 35% of those players (74 in total) were free agent pick ups. No...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20143 min read
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Mid-Season Report: Best Picks By Round
The draft…does it really mean much? Who knows. My name appears three times on this list, which goes to show that the draft might be...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20144 min read
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2014 Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
It’s sort of the halfway point in the season and it’s time to look back at what we’ve seen. Let’s start off with something simple, the...
Rob Murray
Oct 23, 20144 min read
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