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Worst Starts in League History
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 12, 20146 min read
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Best Starts in League History
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20145 min read
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2014 POST-DRAFT PREDICTIONS THAT COULD NEVER, EVER BE WRONG
1. CHARLES BRONSON As you may have started to figure out by now, I’m a guy who believes in systems, and the system that Peyton Manning...
Rob Murray
Sep 1, 201422 min read
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It’s Good To Be First
Last year Richard Burrier managed to win just two games all season long. That’s the bad news. However, the good news is, that means Mr....
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20142 min read
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2014 Keepers | Robio’s Deep Thoughts
Is it me or is our “Keeper King” (Matt) looking more and more like a child rapist? Keepers are in and it’s time for me to tell you how...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20149 min read
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Greatest Keepers Per Team
L. Tomlinson is clearly the greatest keeper ever, but Calvin Johnson and Rich Calderon made sweet music together, too. Keepers are due...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20146 min read
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How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
Rob Murray
Aug 5, 201410 min read
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2013 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Fart Joke (L) Welcome 2 FLA, Assholes (W) 1406 – 1872 Quarter Pounders (W) Flock Of Dudes (L) 1482 – 1317 The Dick-Taters (W)...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 201461 min read
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The Name of the Game is Trades
Colby enjoys trading more than winning…and sliding. Performing a trade does not guarantee a championship. In fact, only seven of the...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20142 min read
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Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
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2014 Keeper Options
Keepers win championships. Actually, that’s not true. Just asked 2006 Griff. However, a couple good ones doesn’t hurt. Here are every...
Rob Murray
May 16, 20144 min read
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2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
May 16, 201424 min read
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2013 Records: The Year of the Opponent
With the season over, it’s time to look back and see who joined the record book in 2013. Obviously, all records can be found on the...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20134 min read
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2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
Dec 14, 201324 min read
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First Rounds Picks, Not What You Always Want It To Be
Thanks to a season-ending injury…Arian Foster has turned into a fail of a first-round pick. First-round picks…they don’t need to be...
Rob Murray
Nov 11, 201311 min read
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2013 Preseason All-Robio Predictions
Note to league members, of the eight players I predicted to be first-team All-Robio in 2012, only one actually finished the season as a...
Rob Murray
Aug 29, 20133 min read
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2013 Preseason Rankings
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? NOW…it’s official. The draft, that was the appetizer. The season doesn’t...
Rob Murray
Aug 28, 201338 min read
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First-Round History
Did you know that Randy Moss was the first player ever taken in Robioland Football? The first-round doesn’t decide a championship, but it...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20139 min read
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2012 Keepers Redos
One has to wonder if Don’s playoff streak would have continued if he would have kept Matt Ryan in the fourth round last year. The 2013...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20137 min read
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2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
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