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Worst Starts in League History
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 12, 20146 min read
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Best Starts in League History
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20145 min read
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2014 POST-DRAFT PREDICTIONS THAT COULD NEVER, EVER BE WRONG
1. CHARLES BRONSON As you may have started to figure out by now, I’m a guy who believes in systems, and the system that Peyton Manning...
Rob Murray
Sep 1, 201422 min read
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It’s Good To Be First
Last year Richard Burrier managed to win just two games all season long. That’s the bad news. However, the good news is, that means Mr....
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20142 min read
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2014 Keepers | Robio’s Deep Thoughts
Is it me or is our “Keeper King” (Matt) looking more and more like a child rapist? Keepers are in and it’s time for me to tell you how...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20149 min read
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Greatest Keepers Per Team
L. Tomlinson is clearly the greatest keeper ever, but Calvin Johnson and Rich Calderon made sweet music together, too. Keepers are due...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20146 min read
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How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
Rob Murray
Aug 5, 201410 min read
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2013 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Fart Joke (L) Welcome 2 FLA, Assholes (W) 1406 – 1872 Quarter Pounders (W) Flock Of Dudes (L) 1482 – 1317 The Dick-Taters (W)...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 201461 min read
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The Name of the Game is Trades
Colby enjoys trading more than winning…and sliding. Performing a trade does not guarantee a championship. In fact, only seven of the...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20142 min read
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Greatest Team to Never Win a Title
For years, Rich Calderon hung the “greatest team to never win a title” label proudly around his neck, but no more. Sadly, it’s time to...
Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20143 min read
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2014 Keeper Options
Keepers win championships. Actually, that’s not true. Just asked 2006 Griff. However, a couple good ones doesn’t hurt. Here are every...
Rob Murray
May 16, 20144 min read
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2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
May 16, 201424 min read
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2013 Records: The Year of the Opponent
With the season over, it’s time to look back and see who joined the record book in 2013. Obviously, all records can be found on the...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20134 min read
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2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
Dec 14, 201324 min read
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2013 Semifinals Predictions
Okay kids, it’s prediction time. As I wrote earlier this week, I love these match ups. I love the idea of one side of the bracket...
Rob Murray
Dec 12, 20133 min read
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2013 Playoffs
The 2013 playoffs are here. If you’re one of the lucky eight, then this article is for you. JUST THE PLAYOFF FACTS, MA’AM I’m 20-6 in...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201325 min read
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2013 All-Robio Awards
Peyton Manning earns his first MVP award in Robioland after producing the second most points ever. Like the NFL, we award our All-Robio...
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 20136 min read
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First Rounds Picks, Not What You Always Want It To Be
Thanks to a season-ending injury…Arian Foster has turned into a fail of a first-round pick. First-round picks…they don’t need to be...
Rob Murray
Nov 11, 201311 min read
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2013 Preseason All-Robio Predictions
Note to league members, of the eight players I predicted to be first-team All-Robio in 2012, only one actually finished the season as a...
Rob Murray
Aug 29, 20133 min read
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2013 Preseason Rankings
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? NOW…it’s official. The draft, that was the appetizer. The season doesn’t...
Rob Murray
Aug 28, 201338 min read
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