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First-Round History
Did you know that Randy Moss was the first player ever taken in Robioland Football? The first-round doesn’t decide a championship, but it...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20139 min read
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2012 Keepers Redos
One has to wonder if Don’s playoff streak would have continued if he would have kept Matt Ryan in the fourth round last year. The 2013...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20137 min read
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2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
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The Rally
ROB BECOMES THE FIRST PERSON IN THE 13-GAME ERA TO RALLY FROM A 1-5 START TO PRODUCE A WINNING RECORD When do you throw in the towel?...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 20133 min read
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2013 Keeper Options
Here are your 2013 keeper options for each team. ROB M CATEGORY ONECONTRACTROUND Johnson, Chris(RB) TEN B1 Martin, Doug(RB) TB A2 ...
Rob Murray
Jun 30, 20133 min read
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2012 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Ray Rice, RB-BAL | Position Rank: #4 | 2,548 points Finally, Eric gets a first-round pick right. The ghost of Chris...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 201335 min read
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Ranked Seasons, 2012
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 164 of them. I’ve tweaked the math this year (you can see how I figure all this at the very...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20128 min read
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2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
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History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
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2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
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2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
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2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
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2012 Post-Draft Mock Draft
If you’re reading this now, this means the draft is over. While I love doing actual mock drafts, I don’t like giving away my secrets, as...
Rob Murray
Aug 19, 201210 min read
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2012 Keeper Rankings
Not too many surprises in the 2012 keepers. It’s a quarterback heavy keeper class, as five signal-callers are being kept, four of which...
Rob Murray
Aug 12, 20129 min read
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Masterson’s Robioland Experience: Painful
ROB MASTERSON Injuries happen. It’s football. It’s large men bouncing off each other at full speed. Of course that’s the same description...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20125 min read
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Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
Would my son be more proud of me if we lived in an alternative universe? Don’t count on it. During that tender moment after masturbating...
Rob Murray
Jul 27, 201214 min read
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2003 & Beyond
Calderon always accuses me giving not enough love to his teams…so why should anything change now? Folks, Masterson and Burrier love to...
Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20129 min read
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2012 Newsletter – READ IT!
Welcome back to Robioland Fantasy Football. Can you believe it, but it is year 14 in Robioland? Yes, 14 fucking seasons of Robioland...
Rob Murray
Jul 15, 20125 min read
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The Greatest Weekend
Steven Jackson was the man! No player had a bigger impact on the greatest weekend of Robioland Football. Bob, Rob M, Rich B, Matt, Colby,...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 20129 min read
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League Trades
Here is a long list of all trades in this league through the years. But just to wet your appetite, here are some facts. I lead the league...
Rob Murray
Feb 18, 201215 min read
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