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Jeff Suffering Through Breakup Blues
JEFF GREENBLATT Heading into 2012, we are going into year four since the Jeff/Colby love affair was broken up. Life as a single player...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20126 min read
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Molly’s Got Back
MOLLY COOMER For a long time now, Molly was pretty predictable. You knew she would win a game at some point during the season without...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 201210 min read
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Burrier’s Squad That Didn’t Exist
RICHARD BURRIER Last year a lot was made about the fact that Burrier basically went wire-to-wire with the exact same starting lineup....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 20124 min read
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Calderon’s Keeper Fails?
RICH CALDERON Mr. Calderon loves to see himself as the “best team to not win a championship.” Fact is, it’s true, at least statistically....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 201210 min read
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For Eric, Losing Begins At The Top Of The Draft
ERIC VOZZOLA There is no question who is the worst team in Robioland Football. It’s not even close, although Jeff is trying his hardest....
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20126 min read
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Bob: Never Afraid To Catch A Break
BOB CASTRONE Before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. Bob is good. Bob is better than good. In fact, you can call him...
Rob Murray
Aug 13, 20124 min read
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Masterson’s Robioland Experience: Painful
ROB MASTERSON Injuries happen. It’s football. It’s large men bouncing off each other at full speed. Of course that’s the same description...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20125 min read
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Colby: Jack of All Trades
COLBY HALL The trading of players is a huge part of fantasy football, unless you’re Don (3 trades in 11 years) or Molly (3 trades in 10...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20123 min read
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Don’t Forget Griff’s Own L.T.
GRIFF COOMER We spend a lot of time talking about Richard Burrier and his amazing run with LaDainian Tomlinson. The fact is, it was a...
Rob Murray
Aug 8, 20123 min read
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No One Sleeps Better Than Mr. Neatock
MATT NEATOCK Weeks prior to a draft, or in the case of Colby, months before a draft, everyone is thinking about who the hell they are...
Rob Murray
Aug 7, 20124 min read
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Oh Shit…It’s Don
DON VOZZOLA There are plenty of moments when you want to see Don. Christmas time is always nice. Early in the fantasy season is always a...
Rob Murray
Aug 6, 20122 min read
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