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Jeff Suffering Through Breakup Blues
JEFF GREENBLATT Heading into 2012, we are going into year four since the Jeff/Colby love affair was broken up. Life as a single player...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20126 min read
Molly’s Got Back
MOLLY COOMER For a long time now, Molly was pretty predictable. You knew she would win a game at some point during the season without...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 201210 min read
Burrier’s Squad That Didn’t Exist
RICHARD BURRIER Last year a lot was made about the fact that Burrier basically went wire-to-wire with the exact same starting lineup....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 20124 min read
Calderon’s Keeper Fails?
RICH CALDERON Mr. Calderon loves to see himself as the “best team to not win a championship.” Fact is, it’s true, at least statistically....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 201210 min read
2012 Keeper List
Don Vozzola Jackson, Fred RB BUF A6 Jeff Greenblatt Hernandez, Aaron TE NE A7 Sproles, Darren RB NO A13 Molly Coomer Rodgers, Aaron...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20121 min read
For Eric, Losing Begins At The Top Of The Draft
ERIC VOZZOLA There is no question who is the worst team in Robioland Football. It’s not even close, although Jeff is trying his hardest....
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20126 min read
Bob: Never Afraid To Catch A Break
BOB CASTRONE Before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. Bob is good. Bob is better than good. In fact, you can call him...
Rob Murray
Aug 13, 20124 min read
2012 Keeper Rankings
Not too many surprises in the 2012 keepers. It’s a quarterback heavy keeper class, as five signal-callers are being kept, four of which...
Rob Murray
Aug 12, 20129 min read
Masterson’s Robioland Experience: Painful
ROB MASTERSON Injuries happen. It’s football. It’s large men bouncing off each other at full speed. Of course that’s the same description...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20125 min read
Colby: Jack of All Trades
COLBY HALL The trading of players is a huge part of fantasy football, unless you’re Don (3 trades in 11 years) or Molly (3 trades in 10...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20123 min read
Don’t Forget Griff’s Own L.T.
GRIFF COOMER We spend a lot of time talking about Richard Burrier and his amazing run with LaDainian Tomlinson. The fact is, it was a...
Rob Murray
Aug 8, 20123 min read
No One Sleeps Better Than Mr. Neatock
MATT NEATOCK Weeks prior to a draft, or in the case of Colby, months before a draft, everyone is thinking about who the hell they are...
Rob Murray
Aug 7, 20124 min read
Oh Shit…It’s Don
DON VOZZOLA There are plenty of moments when you want to see Don. Christmas time is always nice. Early in the fantasy season is always a...
Rob Murray
Aug 6, 20122 min read
Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
Would my son be more proud of me if we lived in an alternative universe? Don’t count on it. During that tender moment after masturbating...
Rob Murray
Jul 27, 201214 min read
2012 Salaries
Here are your 2012 salaries. One big change, the team salary is moving down to $100 this season. Last year we didn’t even sniff the top...
Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20124 min read
2003 & Beyond
Calderon always accuses me giving not enough love to his teams…so why should anything change now? Folks, Masterson and Burrier love to...
Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20129 min read
2012 Newsletter – READ IT!
Welcome back to Robioland Fantasy Football. Can you believe it, but it is year 14 in Robioland? Yes, 14 fucking seasons of Robioland...
Rob Murray
Jul 15, 20125 min read
Champions: List of Players
Terrell Owens is the only three-time champion player. Here is a near-complete list of all the players that have won championships in this...
Rob Murray
Jun 20, 20122 min read
2012 Way Too Early Mock Draft
As we all have learned over the years, I don’t really like doing mock drafts just prior to the season. I’m a competitor in this league,...
Rob Murray
Apr 21, 201210 min read
2012 Worthless Baseball Predictions
Two questions...can Masterson repeat and is this really a photo of Rob or a girl with painted boobs? I'm going maybe and yes. Since no...
Rob Murray
Mar 26, 201213 min read
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