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The Dynasty
Bob earns a third championship, becoming the league’s greatest team Let’s face facts, Bob Castrone probably deserves multiple historical...
Rob Murray
Feb 24, 20123 min read


The Greatest Weekend
Steven Jackson was the man! No player had a bigger impact on the greatest weekend of Robioland Football. Bob, Rob M, Rich B, Matt, Colby,...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 20129 min read


The Dynamic Duo
Griff and Molly get higher than anyone ever has, breaking the combine scoring record in week 13, 2011 Heading into week thirteen, no one...
Rob Murray
Feb 22, 20122 min read


The Streak, Part II
Matt Neatock scores at least 1,250 points in 12 straight games from 2010-2011 Nine weeks into the 2011 season, Matt’s season looked like...
Rob Murray
Feb 22, 20123 min read
League Trades
Here is a long list of all trades in this league through the years. But just to wet your appetite, here are some facts. I lead the league...
Rob Murray
Feb 18, 201215 min read


Keeper History
Is he the greatest keeper ever? Maybe, he has two titles to prove it (both with Matt). Here you will find a list of all the keepers kept...
Rob Murray
Feb 13, 201210 min read


2012 Keeper Options
The 2010 MVP and 2011 Second-Team All-Robio running back has one more year of eligibility left for Griff. Here is how it works. You’ll...
Rob Murray
Feb 8, 20124 min read


2011 Player Stats
QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST 1Aaron Rodgers5642470LeSean McCoy3208267Wes Welker2800233Rob...
Rob Murray
Feb 3, 20122 min read


2011 Season Rankings
To see all 153 seasons, go here. Molly didn't win the title, but her regular season was so good, she still earned the top spot for 2011....
Rob Murray
Jan 27, 20122 min read


2011 Season Rewind
Week One He started the season as the top team in the rankings, but he couldn't finish it that way. Gator Nation 719 at THE HIGH ANKLE...
Rob Murray
Jan 21, 201279 min read


Record Are Meant To Be Broken, 2011
The Coomers didn't walk away with a title in 2012, but they walked away with a lot of Robioland records. It was a record breaking year in...
Rob Murray
Jan 3, 20124 min read


2011 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. ROB M – Roddy White (WR ATL) – Position Rank: #13 Masterson let the balls hang out when he passed on both a top running...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 201141 min read


Updated Playoff History
Also, Burrier won his first post-season game since 2003, making it all the way to the finals. However, Molly continues to struggle in the...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20116 min read


2011 Season
All hail the three-time champ. League Champion: Bob Castrone League Runner-Up: Richard Burrier Top Seed: Molly Coomer Scoring...
Rob Murray
Dec 27, 20115 min read


Bob: Three-Time Champ
Thanks to his most impressive finals game to date, Bob has taken down Burrier, 1,590-1,283. Mr. Castrone becomes the league’s first...
Rob Murray
Dec 25, 20111 min read


2011 Playoffs: Thoughts & Predictions
Will Masterson overcome all those awful years with a football championship or did I just jinx him? Let’s look at the 2011 playoffs in a...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201110 min read


2011 All-Robio Awards
Before we get started, I just want to point out that this will be the first time in league history that I didn’t produce a first or...
Rob Murray
Dec 5, 20115 min read


2011 Mid-Season All-Dud Team
First-Team Dud QB – Sam Bradford (Matt) While no one was predicting him to be an elite quarterback along side Brees, Rodgers and Brady,...
Rob Murray
Oct 16, 20114 min read


Keepers, The Ones You Regret
The other day, Calderon was getting sick and tired of all the props I’ve been giving Matt for keeping McCoy over Vick. Of course this...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20119 min read


Superman, Where You At?
Here is everyone’s kryptonite. ROBIO’S KRYPTONITE IS BOB I’ve gone 5-10 against Bob. He’s taken six of the last eight, including last...
Rob Murray
Sep 21, 20113 min read
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