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The Modern Era
Four new guys join the league and the lineup hasn’t changed since – Week One, 2003 In week one in 2003, nothing too amazing...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20042 min read
The High (2003 Flashback)
Rob Masterson scores 2,501, a league record, in the 2003 Quarterfinals Heading into the 2003 playoffs, I’m not sure anyone could have...
Rob Murray
Feb 27, 20044 min read
2003 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Bob’s Bootylicious 1226 at Matt, The Guy In Rob’s Seat 639 David the Patriots 1310 at Robio’s Hurricanes 1041 Gang Greenblatt...
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 200440 min read
2003 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2. Eric – Ricky Williams RB, Miami – Postion Rank: 9th This is your running back. This is what happens when your running back...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 200315 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 3, 20030 min read
2003 Season
Burrier wins the title in his first post-season trip. League Champion: Richard Burrier League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Robio...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20035 min read
The Woman
Molly becomes the first chick to win a playoff game in Robioland – Semi-Finals, 2002 Robioland has always been about diversity and Robio...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20032 min read
The Rally
Robio wins the title after a 2-5 start to the season, Playoffs, 2002 2002, the season that gives all bad teams hope, proving that even...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20031 min read
Griff’s Six’s
Griff loses six in a row and wins six in a row (all in one season) – Quarter-Finals, 2002 A two-game losing streak, nothing. A three-game...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20032 min read
2002 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Rick Cubs (1421) at Dons Gators (1623) David the Patriots (546) at Eric’s Dolphins (1159) Molly Pop (1193) at Griff Stoners...
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 200332 min read
2002 Player Stats
QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST 1Rich Gannon4935380Priest Holmes4922379Terrell...
Rob Murray
Jan 3, 20033 min read
2002 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2.Don Vozzola – Warner, Kurt (QB STL) – Position Rank: 42nd Another Don first round pick, another season long injury. Maybe...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 200212 min read
2002 Season
Three titles in four seasons…yawn. League Champion: Robio Murray League Runner-Up: Molly Coomer Top Seed: Molly Coomer Scoring...
Rob Murray
Dec 1, 20025 min read
David Over Goliath
Robio scores 1,823 and still loses to David – Week Eight, 2000 Dave hands Robio his 1st playoff defeat – Semi-Finals, 2001 MATCH UP #1 –...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20022 min read
2001 Player Stats
QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST 1Kurt Warner4434341Priest Holmes3468267David Boston3026233Tony...
Rob Murray
Jan 3, 20022 min read
2001 Draft Rewind
01) Anne Edgerrin James – Result: IR – Starter & stud until season ending injury 02) Jason Marshall Faulk – Result: Starter – League MVP...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 200110 min read
Rob Murray
Dec 1, 20010 min read
The Repeat
Robio becomes the first back-to-back champion – Title Game, 2000 After a stunning run the previous season, I entered the 21st Century as...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20012 min read
The Knockout
Griff takes down the top seed, scoring champ, i.e. the clear favorite in the semis-finals (2000) Domination, that’s what the league was...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20012 min read
2001 Season Rewind
Note: Although I didn’t write back in 2001, I did write some. Unfortunately, I did most of the writing on the message boards, which only...
Rob Murray
Jan 21, 20019 min read
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