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Twenty Years In | The Most Lopsided Rivalries
Twenty years of Robioland Fantasy Football and we have some intense rivalries. This list, is not that. This list is about those foes you...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20196 min read
SCORING CHAMPS | BY PERCENTAGES
He simply pointed out that, more than anything, Colby, like everyone else, benefitted from a season that saw record breaking scoring...
Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20192 min read
The Mugless | 2018 Edition
The 2018 season gave us another Neatock championship. His fourth career title. Add in my four and Bob’s four and 12 of the 20...
Rob Murray
Jul 21, 20197 min read
ROME WASN’T BUILD IN A DAY
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? Back in 2001, Robioland’s first season in New York, a man named Jason...
Rob Murray
Jul 20, 20194 min read
Rob Gronkowski: A “oral” history
After nine seasons, Rob Gronkowski is hanging up his cleats for the last time (maybe) and now the debate begins…is he the greatest tight...
Rob Murray
Mar 25, 20196 min read
Greatest Team That Never Was
Ray Finkle…I understand where you’re coming from. The way “laces out” haunted the Dolphins fictional place kicker, Patrick Mahomes will...
Rob Murray
Feb 17, 20194 min read
2018 Draft Rewind
ROUND 1 #1 MARC – Todd Gurley RB-LAR | POSITION RANK: #1 I don’t want to go too far out on a limb, but I think this picked worked out...
Rob Murray
Feb 1, 201934 min read
THE LEAGUE GOT NEATOCK’D…AGAIN
First up, as always, let’s give a shoutout to the runner-up. Another brilliant year for Calderon, who has really established himself as...
Rob Murray
Jan 19, 20194 min read
2018 Championship | Predictions
This week is a lot like it was back in 2007. That year, we had one team who appeared to stand above the rest, yet struggled to just make...
Rob Murray
Dec 19, 20189 min read
First Overall Pick | An Oral History: 2019 Edition
Welcome to another exclusive Robio Murray list, that will surely provide five to ten minutes of entertainment, depending on your reading...
Rob Murray
Dec 17, 201814 min read
SEMIFINALS PREDICTIONS
Upsets make things fun, but asking teams to keep it up round after round is asking for a lot. Thus, we end up getting a couple of...
Rob Murray
Dec 14, 20189 min read
2018 Playoff Predictions
Eight teams. Seven Games. One Champion…and the only true way to get my dick hard anymore. Last year, I wrote in my headline for my...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201817 min read
2018 All-Robio Awards
With the regular season over, it’s time to start dropping some awards, as in All-Robio awards. Although, let’s be honest, based on all...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20189 min read
Oral History of the Defending Champs
2000 – Robio Murray Entering the 2000 season, I was riding a 11-game winning streak, after earning the triple crown (top seed, scoring...
Rob Murray
Nov 22, 20183 min read
2018 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE ROBIO (L) MARC (W) 1186.0 – 1324.0 ERIC (L) RICH B (W) 1505.0 – 1506.0 COLBY(L) MATT (W) 1095.0 – 1695.0 DON (W) RICH C (L)...
Rob Murray
Nov 21, 2018110 min read
2018 MID-SEASON ALL-ROBIO AWARDS
So far this season, Calderon is the king of All-Robio, as he has four players earning a award at this point. Everyone has at least one,...
Rob Murray
Oct 26, 20189 min read
Top-12 Playoff Rivalries
Rivalries…they’re not born. They’re made, slowly, over time. Of course, a few battles when it the matters the most (the playoffs) can...
Rob Murray
Sep 26, 201820 min read
2018 Worthless Preseason Rankings & Predictions
Welcome to the 2018 preseason rankings and predictions. Before you determine these words to be worthless, let’s not forget, I predicted...
Rob Murray
Sep 5, 201822 min read
HISTORY OF PRESEASON PREDICTIONS
Predictions, they are the cornerstone of a great commissioner. Sadly, predictions are sort of like a turd flavored, penis shaped...
Rob Murray
Sep 4, 20184 min read
2018 Team Keeper Rankings
Keepers are in and it is time to rank ’em. Enjoy. #1 BOB CASTRONE Rd 1 – Ezekiel Elliot Rd 7 – Marquise Goodwin Rd 14 – Deshaun Watson...
Rob Murray
Aug 20, 201810 min read
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