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2008 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? Which league owner...
Rob Murray
Jan 10, 20084 min read
2007 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Backstreet Boyz 1457 at The Wide Stance 1040 The Caucasians 1207 at Big Shirtless Rob 1048 Yankee Killaz 1192 at Nasty Boyz...
Rob Murray
Jan 9, 200865 min read
2007 Keepers Ranking
The season is over and it’s time to see who ended the season with the best and worst keepers. 1. Matt – Randy Moss, 1st Round He had the...
Rob Murray
Dec 31, 20074 min read
2007 By the Numbers
Records are meant to be broken…or at least tied. In 2007, many, many, many people got their name put in the Robioland fantasy book. Below...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20073 min read
2007 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2 ERIC – Shaun Alexander (RB SEA) Thanks to Alexander (and this season), no team will ever sign a veteran running back to a...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200729 min read
2007 Playoff Predictions
For the playoffs, Burrier decides to shake it up a bit by throwing in Tarvaris Jackson and DeAngelo Williams; two guys who have yet to...
Rob Murray
Dec 8, 20074 min read
2007 Season
The man who once try to take an elite wide receiver (T. Holt) Scoring Champ: Don Vozzolain round 12, actually won the title. Wow. League...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20075 min read
2007 Mid-Season Report
Eric, who always looks like he's posing for a gay porn shoot, has come out of nowhere to be the favorite in 2007. Before we get started,...
Rob Murray
Oct 18, 200725 min read
August, 2007 – Final Mock Draft
We did a May Mock draft. We did a July Mock draft. Now that the keepers are in, it’s time to do one FINAL mock draft before next...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 200711 min read
July, 2007 Mock Draft
We did a May Mock draft, but that was May. This is July, so let’s do the July mock draft. ROUND ONE #1Dave Hightower Steven Jackson (RB...
Rob Murray
Jul 18, 200717 min read
2007 Keeper Rankings
It’s May, but who cares. I know you don’t. So it’s time to take an early look at who has the best potential keepers in 2007. Remember the...
Rob Murray
May 18, 20076 min read
Spring Keeper Predictions
It’s about to turn August and we’re only three weeks away from announcing our beloved keepers. Remember the rules; three categories,...
Rob Murray
Apr 14, 20078 min read
The 7th Seed
Don becomes the lowest seed to win a title – Championship Game, 2006 The 2003 season was a major low-light in Don Vozzola’s career. He...
Rob Murray
Mar 1, 20073 min read
The Seventh Seed Cometh (2006 Flashback)
Don becomes the first #7 seed to win a championship in 2006 Heading into the 2006 post-season, there were plenty of story lines. The...
Rob Murray
Feb 27, 20075 min read
Four-Year Team Rankings
For four straight years, this league has been blessed by the same four players. Some may even say that the league really didn’t begin...
Rob Murray
Feb 18, 20076 min read
2006 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Gator Nation 1178 at Burrier Bruisers 711 The Caucasians 1409 at David the Patriots 1334 Class of ’07 927 at Ming Dynasty 1493...
Rob Murray
Jan 9, 200747 min read
2006 Draft Rewind
Round 1 2 Rob M – Steven Jackson, RB STL Don’t forget people, this choice was not an easy one at the time. Jordan had better numbers...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200619 min read
2006 Playoff Predictions
#1 MOLLY POP (10-3, Division Winner, 2nd Seed) WHY SHE WILL WIN? When the only flaw on her team is the tight end, then she’s going to be...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20064 min read
2006 Season
Scoring Champ: Molly CoomerTopless and a Champion…double threat. League Champion: Don Vozzola League Runner-Up: Robio Murray Top Seed:...
Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20065 min read
Three-Year Team Rankings
Since 2003, we’ve had the same 12 folks all three seasons. Le’s see who has been the best of the bunch since 2003. Richard Burrier Total...
Rob Murray
Mar 18, 20065 min read
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